“When the Google Maps route includes ‘raft assembly.’” Because sometimes your shortcut across the continent turns into a full-blown engineering experiment.
This unisex tee features a custom illustration inspired by a legendary moment of vehicular improvisation. Built for those who thrive on chaos, bad planning, and adventure-level friendship energy.
Printed on a soft, durable unisex shirt that feels good whether you’re navigating river crossings or just crossing the street.
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
The relaxed fit and timeless crew neckline make it suitable for all occasions—be it casual meetups, lounging at home, or outdoor adventures. Ideal for men and women alike, this tee is perfect for gifting on birthdays, holidays, or even just as a treat for yourself. With its delightful artwork, it’s sure to bring smiles and laughter to any gathering, making it a great addition to any wardrobe.
Product features - Shoulder tape for stability and comfort - Seamless tubular knit for a sleek look - Elastic ribbed knit collar to retain shape - Durable fabric designed for vibrant prints - Ethically made in Nicaragua with sustainable cotton
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
